A guy’s worst nightmare is to find his wife with someone else while he’s at work, working hard for the family. Well, this story breaks that stereotype.
A guy calls home to get in touch with his wife for something.
Instead, his little daughter picks the phone. He asks her, “Hello. Hi Honey. This is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?” the daughter replies, “No daddy. She is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”
The man, surprised, says, “But honey, you don’t have an Uncle Paul” At this point, you must be wondering who this uncle Paul is.
The daughter replies, “Oh yes, mommy says I do and he is upstairs with mommy in the bedroom right now.”
The daddy now has some idea what’s going on so he comes up with a great idea to teach his wife a lesson. He says to the daughter, “Okay, then this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and know on the bedroom door and scream that daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.”
The little girl follows by saying, “Okay daddy, just a minute”.
And then she returns, proudly saying, “I did it daddy.”
The dad, curiously asks,
“And what happened honey?”
and she tells, “Well, mommy got all scared, jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.”
“Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all.”
The man got scared a little. He then asks, “Oh my God!!!! And what happened to your uncle Paul?” to which she answers, “He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool, But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week and cleaned it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he is dead.”
As you might be, the dad is horrified. It won’t be wrong to say that he killed someone. But that wasn’t all he was feeling, he was confused too as he then asks, “Swimming pool? …. Is this 486-5731?”
Yes, you’re thinking right. He called the wrong home.